You're trying to say you like DOS better than me, right?

So much promise. So little ammo.

Rancid meatloaf and cans of V8

Over 1000 ZZTer produced comic strips now available on the Museum of ZZT Beta Site!

MEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW (You microwaved a cat)

ZZT's best looking game is also it's furriest

Discussing Frog Fractions 2 developer Jim Crawford's experience with ZZT and its influcence on Frog Fractions 2

Hello, mortal. I am the Sandman. And you are my prisoner.

I made a bad game when I was 10 and I made it worse when I was 13.

"I've checked your bacground in the space marine database. you have an impressive record."